There are A LOT of sex toys out there. Bullets to beads, straight vibes to strap-ons, thrusters to ticklers, plugs to pocket pussies. But there are arguably none more popular (and notorious) than the ever-present wand. The unmistakable handle, the bulbous head, wands are always a sight to behold. And although most wands are similar in shape, size, colour, and power, there are some key differences that need to be considered in the purchasing process. Here’s a list of 5 wands sold at Oh!Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres, their features, and why they should be yours immediately!
FemmeFun Booster Wand
As I write this, the FemmeFun Booster Wand is sold out in the Caringbah Oh!Zone Store, which, once you learn how fantastic this thing is, will be no surprise. Touting complete submersibility, a small form factor, and power that will undoubtedly knock your socks off, the FemmeFun wand is a great wand to get started with. Coming in at $130, this toy is an absolute steal, and is just another great representation of what FemmeFun is doing across our store! If you started with the FemmeFun Booster Bullet, this toy is the perfect next addition to your collection, and should be in your collection ASAP!
LeWand Petite
If you love travelling like me, there are a few essentials that need to come on every trip. For me, it’s my toothbrush, my camera, and the weird one, my red converse. No matter where I’m going, they’re coming with me. If you’ve got your list of essentials in your head, be prepared to add something to your list. The LeWand Petite is the younger sibling to the LeWand Massager (which is coming right up!) and is the perfect wand to throw into your toiletries bag to make that work trip infinitely more enjoyable! Showerproof (so no submerging this one), powerful, and with an incredibly flexible neck, the Petite by LeWand, a female run company, knows what the people want. Want to take it up a notch? Maybe you should consider…
LeWand Massager
This bad boy! Powerful, beefy, sleek, and simple, the LeWand massager feels as good as it looks. The Massager is rechargeable, and flexes some intense power, perfect for not only those naughty times we love, but also muscle relief and massages of the non-sexy kind. A fair bit larger than the Petite, it also packs much more of a punch, and is perfect for those who like it fairly intense. Similarly showerproof, the battery life is also considerably longer than the Petite. However, as the great saying goes “With great power, comes great responsibility noise!”. Is noise not an issue for you? And you want toe-curling, mind-melting, noise-complaint-receiving power?! Take a look at…
Doxy Number 3
The Doxy Number 3! This wand could be classified as a weapon. Made of die-cast metal, and a soft silicone head, the Number 3 plugs directly into the mains power, and then directly into your soul. It’s relatively loud, but the noise will be easily drowned out by any noises you’ll be making. Power is king when it comes to Doxy, so unfortunately it’s not waterproof, but it will fulfill all of your intensity desires ten-fold. As powerful as it is, however, it’s not my favourite! That would be…
We-Vibe Wand
The We-Vibe Wand! This bad boy ticks every box. Powerful, deep, rumbly vibrations: check! Complete submersibility: check! App connectivity for control from anywhere in the world: Check! The Wand by We-Vibe is coated in incredibly high quality silicone all over, meaning it’s soft in your hands and in other places! It flexes the ever-impressive SmartSilent technology, meaning whenever it’s not touching you, it’s not vibrating! This wand also ditched the usual button controls in favour of an easy to use joystick-esque toggle, making control and speed management a dream! This wand encapsulates everything amazing about We-Vibe, and, in my humble opinion, is the best toy on the list. If you want the all-rounder wand, come grab the We-Vibe Wand today!
Let’s face it. Wands are the most recognisable sex toys in the world. It’s only right you have your own! If you clicked on this article thinking it was about Harry Potter, I’m sorry! But, if you got this far, hopefully you at least learned something! Either way, swing by Oh!Zone Adult Lifestyle Centres today and pick up your new favourite toy!
Written by Alex a consultant at the Oh Zone Adult Stores….
Evolved – On the Spot
Recently I decided it was time to upgrade a staple of my toy chest, my bullet. Buried far, far down, among all the other flashier new toys, lace, suede, chains, and other random bits and pieces, hid my sad (VERY SAD) old bullet. It was a battery powered, cheap although adorably designed thing, barely working thing that I bought on the fly one time many years ago.
So I ventured out and found myself standing before a wall of wonderfully coloured and stylishly designed bullets. I am a fan of external play, so it is pretty damn sad that I made-do for so long.As I stood before all the beautiful packages I started to consider what in the world I was actually after – I mean I never really considered there were so many damn choices! I wonderful worker saw my bewildered face and helped me out with some suitable options, one of which caught my eye in particular, it was a small but very stylish white box with a black band around the base, sporting a very striking image of black tapered bullet on the front.
“Evolved – Love is back – ON THE SPOT!”
On the spot, for sure! The worker offered a display toy to check out, and I quickly discovered the box does the toy NO justice. Not only does it have a beautiful light up base (that even changes colour with each setting – no more counting functions to find your fav!And I must say I am a sucker for pretty lights), it has an utterly amazing velvet feeling silicone with a plush feeling diamond designs around the bottom (super comfortable for gripping when you are otherwise distracted) and a tapered tip (which allows for a more comfortable feel right where you want it. No hard edges like I have been putting up with this whole time).
SOLD!
I couldn’t wait to get it out to play, I basically flew home! I had a test run alone and was so pleased! FINALLY a worthy bullet! I had been missing out on so much. That night I paired it with my (also recently bought) Diamonds Royal Bedroom set, to surprise my partner. It is just as fun to use with your partner… The tapered tip feels so much nicer against the skin than those of a cylindrical shape, nothing like a hard corner jabbing into you to distract you from the business at hand, especially when using it with another. (Although I can say that those harder shaped ones are certainly alright if you are playing alone, or at a more chilled pace with a partner). On the Spot, hit the spot EVERYTIME, even when there was a lot of movement happening. It has a very easy to hold design and comfortable in the hand too, with its longer (but not too long) length and that beautifully plush matte feel, was nice for both of us to hold. I cannot even tell you how great this bullet feels in your hand. Bonus – It’s not slippery when wet! Helpful because this blessing to the bullet world is also submersible!! WOOHOO! Shower/Bath times have NEVER been so fun.
The light on the base made locating it a breeze, especially considering how quiet the damn thing is! (Another great feature if you share your house with others or are looking for a quiet bullet alternatives). As stated, I love pretty lights so the changing LED is really an awesome feature! I know those things aren’t meant to matter but they kind of do.
It is also rechargeable, and easy to clean with some warm water and a toy cleaner spritz, is such a welcomed change from my sad old bullet which I am choosing to forget ever existed now. Evolved also have a 5 year warranty which is that added piece of mind that you want if you enjoy a rougher play.
Autumn is a consultant at the oh zone adult shops sydney.