We take a lot of pride in our adult store in Caringbah, we love being a clean, welcoming and vibrant store with knowledgeable and friendly staff.
You’ll find us on the Caringbah end of Kingsway, our characteristic sexy red upstairs windows glowing, across from the train station, OPEN sign flashing from 10am-10pm daily.
When you first walk through the door, you’ll see our personal staircase to heaven, big mirrors and advertisements from worldwide companies like Pjur and We Vibe, which we stock at plenty in store. Ascending the staircase, closer to your new found sexual pleasure, you’ll first be greeted by a friendly sex expert (we might give ourselves a little too much credit…) and our front counter which boasts some awesome information:
– you’ll see our “Orgasm Now, Pay Later” sign – we have both Afterpay and Zippay! Whatever that budget was at the bottom of the staircase, it’s quadrupled by the time you reach the top
– you’ll presumably already be following our Instagram… but if not, we can change that! You’ll find our @ on the front counter
– you’ll also see that if you leave a Google review for the store and whatever awesome purchases you make that day, you’ll receive 10% off on your next visit (yes, you’ll be back)
Take a look to your right and you’ll see our 50 Shades of OH! display, boasting some of our favourite mysterious BDSM products, perfect for getting your Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele on at any level.
As you make it past the counter, you’ll come first to our great range of sex dolls and sex machines, you’ll be amazed to see the Cowgirl, our ultimate, award winning, luxurious, worth every cent, sex machine.
Above this is our Womanizer display. At OH! Zone we definitely don’t save the best for last. Womanizer is leading the market in women’s pleasure products. They use an incredible technology that is an orgasm guarantee. The Womanizer Premium is our gold standard, and the Womanizer Duo, AKA Product of the year 2019 and The Squirting Machine, is on the top shelf for a reason.
To the left is the next mindblower – We Vibe. We Vibe is another market leader – their claim to fame, in addition to awesome high-quality products, is app connectivity. You read that correctly, you can connect these toys to your phone, you can also send invitations to your partner who can then control your toy from the other room, across the dinner table, from another suburb or from anywhere in the world… like… literally. For our Only Fans girls, this could mean subscribers paying to vibrate your sex toys… the possibilities are honestly endless and We Vibe is amazing.
It’s incredible sex toys coming at you left right and centre when you move on to Fun Factory, adjacent to We Vibe. Fun Factory is a German brand who produces sex toys using medical grade silicon… it all sounds quite intimidating until you see Fun Factory’s vibrant, colourful and functional range. Fun Factory’s most incredible toys are the Stronic line vibrators, which both vibrate, and by some physics defying power, thrust themselves. Being no bigger than the average straight vibe, these things are the most compact sex machine going.
If you have a pill of Cialis in your pocket, you feel like a superman. The drug works for a very long time (about three days); at the slightest thought of a naked girl, your “device” sticks out as a stake. Taking such a drug doesn’t mean being impotent. If you want to impress a new lady today and not give her rest for 3-4 hours, this is your option. 50 mg is quite enough for a healthy person, and a pill of 100 mg can even raise the dead. Read more information about the drug on https://sapmea.asn.au/cialis-20mg/.
Now, the front section of the store is vibrator galore… if we turned on every vibrator in this section the store would probably take off into the atmosphere. We’ve got bullets, straight vibes, g vibes, rabbit vibes, egg vibes, wand vibes, good vibes, vibrating this, vibrating that, there’s no bad vibes! It all vibrates and it’s all great. Ask your tour guide’s opinion to have the best from each section pointed out. Keep in mind vibrators are high quality electronic toys, so take advice on quality and functionality seriously, or you might be back again next week to take our advice anyway.
Once you’ve had your hand vibrated numb while testing all our vibrators, you’ll move on to our lingerie section, with gorgeous and sexy lingerie in an inclusive number of sizes, styles and colours.
Behind lingerie you’ll find all your bachelor and bachelorette party dreams come to life, from penis straws to booby pong to Clone-A-Willy’s, best men and maids of honour… we’ve got you sorted.
Next, you’ll find all sorts of strap ons. We’ll see Fun Factory feature again with awesome, high-quality, wearable strap ons, amongst harnesses and kits of all kind including pegging. Another great brand that tends to blend in with its interesting marketing, Tantus – these products are engineered to be the safest possible for internal use, with an interesting pigment bubbling manufacturing technique. You’ll find Tantus products with these signature bubbles on the packaging in both the strap on section and our next section – dongs. With a selection of double ended, vibrating, 5″, 6″, 7″ and 8″ dongs in all sorts of colours and shapes, you’re spoilt for choice in our dong section.
As we creep into the back corner of the store we get into some of the really… fun… stuff – bondage and kink. You’ll find it all in our kink section – from gimp masks to fluffy handcuffs and feather ticklers. Right next to our dongs, Scandal provide some of the least intimidating and gorgeously designed beginner bondage gear, and Doc Johnson’s Kink range, among others, kick it up a notch on the back wall. We’ve got riding crops, paddles and even barbed wire whips on our back wall, amongst bed restraints, physical restraints, collars, cuffs and blindfolds.
Behind you you’ll find the mysterious glass cabinets. We’ll leave some of the mystery for you to check out yourself in this one, but as a teaser, you’ll see stainless steel, some premium toys and a range of electro stimulation products, amongst much, much, MUCH more.
In the back-left corner, you’ll move on to our extra-large dong section – too large to fit in with the other dongs. Here is where most get out the camera for the classic, funny sex shop snapchat. That’s not what we’re about at OH! Zone, we’re as sex positive as it gets – so we ask for no photographs to be taken in store. If you want to show your mates the huge dongs… take one home!
We’ve got a big range of anal stimulation toys along our left hand wall. Beginning with prostate stimulation, we’ve got brands such as Nexus, consistently pumping out mind blowing prostate stim toys with all sorts of functions. Much like our anatomy… next to our prostate stuff we’ve got butt stuff! Its butt plug galore here, with the incredible B-vibe making a big feature for good reason. B-vibe do awesome butt plugs, with rimming stimulation, individual spinning anal beads and the perfect sized plugs to build up to, we love B-vibe and so will you. Conveniently located behind you is all your douching and enema kit needs.
Behind our douching kits you’ll find a big range of penis pumps. The classic and unbeatable BathMate sits amongst them, ask us about it and have your mind blown, and your penis grown (at home once you’ve bought it of course). Continue on and you’ll find all your masturbator needs, from Tenga to Fleshlight, there are manual masturbators and self-thrusting alike. The Alex by Svakom is another mind blower – if you’re lucky, our own personal Alex the salesman might be the one to sell it to you!
Moving along, you’ll find every cock ring you could ever dream of. Vibrating, thick, thin, steel, silicone, glow in the dark, it’s all here. Please have measurements before coming in… we don’t measure appendages in store.
Finally, behind our counter you’ll find every type of lube you could imagine, thats if you can see it behind all your purchases stacked on the counter. Ask our team to point you to the most suitable. Water based, silicone, flavoured, sensitive, even vegan. We’ve got ALL the lube. You’ll also need a toy cleaner to keep all your purchases schmick before and after every use.
At this point you probably won’t be wanting to leave, you’ll probably have told half your life story to our quizzing staff wanting to get to know you, our manager might be schooling you on how to pick up and you’ll probably be telling us how awesome the store is. We promise we’ll still be here with open arms when you come back in!
Katie is a sales consultant at OH! Zone Caringbah